Ex-boyfriend Joel button
$3.00
My ex Joel didn't come back from work almost 30 years ago. He left a bunch of metallic buttons (I think from his old job?) in the closet. He was a smart-ass janitor and my life is better off without him.
1.25" Metallic Buttons
(First button has $3.00 shipping, so we recommend grabbing a few and sharing with friends or throwing at enemies... because each additional single button SHIPS FREE YOU DINGUS! Unless of course you order a hundo, you greedy gus)